PARENTAL ALERT! NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT: 'Wii' is Oriental for: 'I Having Orgasm!' Freehold, Iowa - Decent Christian Americans are thanking God for single Baptist mother,, and, Ms. Tawny Huxton, who came home from Wal-Mart last week to find her teenage daughter, Holly, and her girlfriends laying on the couch in the family room with their skirts over their heads. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs. 'I yelled, WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME OF JESUS?!'

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Huxton recalls. 'When they saw me standing there, they screamed and pulled the Wii controllers I bought Holly for Christmas out from between their legs!

Then they tried to hide them under the cushions while they were fiddling with their skirts.' The next day, while her daughter was at Sunday School, Ms. Huxton put the wet controllers in a plastic bag and packaged up the Wii console. She brought them to Pastor Deacon Fred, who after opening the bag to take a quick whiff, immediately delivered them to the Landover Baptist Secular Media Research Laboratory. 'When we confirmed there were vaginal secretions on the video game controllers, we issued a Yellow Action Alert to Focus on the Family,' said Professor Dr. Donald Rawlings.

Bank Of England Font there. 'We also contacted our Christian friend in Japan, Masaru Hayate, to see if he could provide us with more details about the popular Wii video game console. In addition, our researchers started reviewing Japanimation films and Asian adult videos, searching desperately for more information.' After several days, researchers were able to confirm what their Christian intuition had already been telling them. 'Oriental woman use the exclamation, 'Wii,' when they experience extreme pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage,' Dr.